The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes
Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
by Chris A. P. February 9, 2007
Get the Ninja wood mug.A ninja kiss: (n) a kiss in which the two participants are kissing in a group of people, without anyone within the group noticing they are kissing.
Shelby: Did you notice?
Laura: Notice what?!
Shelby: How did you not notice!! Me and Jordon were exchanging ninja kisses all night!!
Laura: Oh wow, you two are good ninja kissers!!
Laura: Notice what?!
Shelby: How did you not notice!! Me and Jordon were exchanging ninja kisses all night!!
Laura: Oh wow, you two are good ninja kissers!!
by King Muffin February 22, 2009
Get the Ninja Kisses mug.The remaining jizm or spunk that eminates, some time later, from ones japs eye after a wank. Even after a good shake and pipe clean.
After a morning wank before work, you clean up and head to work only to find when you go for a piss you have found a whole load of Ninja Jizz.
by tehsnrub August 28, 2009
Get the Ninja Jizz mug.originated in the late 2000's. place of origin is english. slows down heart rate so that it seams like you are dead
by conotyui January 16, 2011
Get the ninja focus mug.A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
by Happy_Kat October 5, 2009
Get the ninja lesbian mug.A poop ninja is one that silently poops their pants in the presence of others.
An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.
An alternate version according to www.poopninjas.com is a pooper scooper trained in the arts of the ninja.
Ex. 1 A poop ninja needs to go to the bathroom but thinks they can hold it. They accidently let some slip out in their pants, but keep a straight face. Their mood and mannerisms do not change, and no one can tell any difference.
Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.
Ex 2. A poop ninja stealthily cleans a yard full of dog poop.
by pooppooper March 26, 2011
Get the Poop Ninja mug.A ninja puller is a strategy for player killers to get other players killed and steal their stuff in MMORGs like World of Warcraft. Is there a MMORG yet like WOW that this is not the best and quickest strategy for character advancement?
Leeroy Jenkins forgot what the pick up key was nor did he know that his strategy would later be called 'ninja puller'.
by John L Foster! December 25, 2007
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