Michael Schroeder

A water on the rocks garnished with a lemon wedge.

Me to the bartender: Hi, I would like a Michael Schroeder.

by Don't be Variable be Constant November 7, 2020

michael rooker

Best actor,played yondu,merle dixon,and he's thick af

Michael rooker is a sexy mother fucker.

by Small mother fucking child June 26, 2017

Michael Moment

The act of an individual (oftentimes a male) succumbing to their masculine weaknesses in an effort to appease other influences (oftentimes feminine) at the cost of social reputation.

Person A: Yo, where'd Michael go?
Person B: I'm not sure, he just stopped texting.
Person A: You know what? I bet you that girl's over.
Person B: Wow. Michael Moment.

by ALikeSupreme October 3, 2021

Michael Jackson

A talented man who with his God-given talents conquered the world.

Acc. to NME, BBC, CNN, BET News, The Mirror, Irish Mirror, People Magazine, USA Today, Glamour Magazine, Los Angeles Times, Times Of India, Newsweek, MTV News, Michael Jackson is the biggest superstar on earth.

He hold the guinness world record of being the Most Successful Entertainer of all time. He is also the most famous person of all time, and the best dancer ever.

Michael Jackson is the world's biggest superstar and his fan following exceeds more than 4.8 billion

by grotesqueb4ureyes April 18, 2018

Michael bistocchi

1. Gay
2. Homosexual
3. Ugly
4. Horrible

Michael bistocchi is so gay.

by M is trash June 11, 2018

Michael-uncle

A person who is older than 40, has never been married or had children and is still living with his parents or in the old house of them.

The female form is "Michaela-aunts".

Last weekend I visited my Michael-uncle. Every Sunday my Michael-uncle is eats dinner with us.

by DjGamba December 14, 2021

Michael Gove

A fat cunt who likes kids he is an absolute prick and a twat I want to punch the little shit head in his ugly stupid smug face overall a stupid mother fucker

Michael gove is fat nonce

by …?! February 21, 2022