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Distraction Jackson

Person who is unable to grasp the concept of time and usually shows up late to everything. This person also seems to excell in Photoshop. But beware, if you are trying to pay attention to anything whilst this "Distraction Jackson" is around be prepared to be thoroughly annoyed. Also enjoys long cobs of corn.
I failed my exam becuase that fuckin Distraction Jackson wouldnt stop talking!
by windadam April 17, 2009
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Percy Jackson

The definition of what every gay person has ever read , also a synonym for ; my favorite class was English and the teachers loved me .
Person: Hey Jonathan , what did you read when you where a kid ?
Jonathan: oh me ? I read Percy Jackson-
Person: Jonathan! Why didn’t you tell me you were gay ? I totally support you .
Johnathan : thanks dude 😏
by Askednynoone February 3, 2021
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Kevin Jackson

The BBB (Baby Back BIOTCH). Always tells people he will "kirk off all over them". Does not know the real pronunciation of "fuck", "bitch", "shit", and so on...

Loves his shoes, but his feet are to large to wear normal shoes, so they do not fit on a shoe rack. Listens to music so loud, everyone can hear. Every other word he uses is "fuck" or "bitch". Pretty much the definition of a ghetto DC black.
by blazer October 1, 2012
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micheal jackson

people at concert: *cheering*
micheal jackson: HEEEE HEEEEEE!
by belcoco June 9, 2019
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Scribbidy Jackson

Used to describe a cool; layed back; down to earth type of female that don't take no sh*t!
That girl is real cool; on her scribbidy jackson.
by SP babii February 2, 2010
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Michael Jackson

👑
The best 💖💖
by B E G O N E T H OT March 5, 2019
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Thad Jackson

A pop/rock singer/songwriter, comedian, crazy awesome internet sensation, who will take over the world one day. Funny, gorgeous, and enormously talented, this kid is THE PRINCESS of modern pop culture on the internet; love him or hate him, he's a lot bigger than you'll ever be.
I'm so excited to be going to the Thad Jackson concert later!
by taylorswift13 July 2, 2009
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