Free Cream

Cream for distribution from the sac of the willing bartered for the cost of nothing.
by Punkstallionfms January 11, 2020
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Free Rub

when your in someone else shower or public shower, such as dorm showers or something, and you use shampoo that was left there as lube to jerk off.
Dude, i found some great free rub in the shower to get off with
by Lee Austin October 10, 2010
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Free premium

When it's valentines day, Pornhub offers a week free premium.
Being single on Valentines Day isn't really that bad as pornhub offers free premium.
by imagnomeandyouvebeengnomed February 14, 2019
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Free Warrior

Free Warrior is a person who doesn't buy anything that has it's price (games, movies) and he is telling everyone that he didn't pay for that stuff and how much he is best and downloading things is the best thing ever.
Internet conversation:
Person 1: "Hey look! I have just played the new COD It's the best game and I didn't have to pay for it! Why would you even pay for it when it's FREE?!"
Person 2: Oh no, you are Free Warrior.
by KeegaNcz November 03, 2020
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Free Aks

a bait to tell your friend to get on criminality. used like this "want free aks?" (want to get die?)
Person 1 : Hey dude , hop on crim i will give you a free aks.
Person 1 friend: Nah. Wait you said free aks? Hell yeah!
by blackywastaken January 16, 2022
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free canoe'ed

The state somebody is or was in from being subjected to a free canoe Craigslist prank.
Yo dawg, I'm really annoyed because my phone keeps going off from people asking about a free canoe. I think I've been free canoe'ed!
by Sarrus25 May 22, 2017
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Free-glance

when you look at someone for less than 5 seconds it is called a free glance
Amina's tits were hanging out so I free-glanced at them.
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