Duck Felter

A: What are you?
B: I'm a duck felter
A:what IS that??
B:...look it up...
by PamEyes October 31, 2009
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Duck and a half

the ugliest girl in a place or group
Girl:shut up ugly
Boy:you shut up you ol Duck and a half ass beatch
Girl:whatever
by Y.P.24 May 13, 2008
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suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot
Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”
by QuinoaSalad January 21, 2018
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Duck kiss

A kiss where one clamps down their lips around both of their partner's as though they are a duck closing their bill around the other lips. This could be viewed as a possible variation of the more common kisses where a person takes one of their partners lips in between theirs.
Expecting a kiss on the cheek, the girl was shocked to find her lips suddenly ensnared when the her date gave her a duck kiss instead.
by mathLady February 26, 2014
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duck talk

verb (sexually explicit)' to effectively run snobby people out of your dwelling by talking about sexual encounters with ducks.. Particularly useful in ducked situations...'
jizzel.. 'so chris... do you have gloves and a mask? i would love to have some duck talk in the park?
chris... 'of course I always have time for duck talk, what will it be this ducking time?'
john 'ok, we are going to stalk the ducks.. we are going to assault the ducks, then we will put a pellet in the ducks, we will snag the ducks, we will tease the ducks, then we will please the ducks... right before we get some fresh duck butter, cut the duck, fuck the duck, eat the duck, and dispose of the duck..'
chris.. 'you are a sick ducker'

"everyone in the room has left at the word stalk"
by skeiggerdue September 01, 2014
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have a duck

I better finish that homework, or else my parents will have a duck.
by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome February 20, 2012
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duck and swoop

An action where one avoids an agressive or unwelcomed advance by 1) ducking under the inital advance, then 2) swooping out of the situation. This escape technique was created and spread to help others get out of sticky situations while causing the least amount of awkwardness.
If a guy or girl is making unwelcomed advances towards you, as they reach out, duck under their arm(s) and swoop out of there as quickly as possible- to 'duck and swoop'.
by The new guy March 27, 2007
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