"Dude what did you do to make that guy pissed off?" "I decided to go on a little Ding Dong Shit run!"
by ChrisNeville May 14, 2009
Ryan: " Dood, i'm going to slap your butt so hard until your poopy shlong dong comes out!"
Bobby: " Whut?"
Bobby: " Whut?"
by poopoocakes June 13, 2023
Ding Dong Dino is the best species of dinosaur you could (if your lucky enough) ever come across. This animal was discovered by a group of girls in 2020. As it is quite new, not many people know about it. A 'Ding Dong Dino' is a very unique and special creature, and is just like a human! Always there to hug you and put a smile on your face when you need it :) It is the kindest and cares for every loved one. To everyone reading this: a ding dong dino is that creature you would want as you're spirit animal.:) Just work for it ;)
Me: Omg! You are JUST like a Ding Dong Dino!
Friend: *offended* I am NOT a ding dong!!
Me: No no no, ur so caring, kind, unique n special! Just like a ding dong dino :)
Friend: *offended* I am NOT a ding dong!!
Me: No no no, ur so caring, kind, unique n special! Just like a ding dong dino :)
by be a beann March 20, 2020
(noun) (verb)
The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.
The act of performing a circumcision on a Jew while shoving the ingredients of Black Tar Heroin into his anus.
Friend: Where have you been?
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok
Me: Oh just doing Dirty Dong David on that grandma next door
Friend: Oh ok
by potatosupremxcy February 17, 2023
by ItsDarc August 04, 2020
A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.
Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS
Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS
Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.
What is that?
YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
What is that?
YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!
by WeedsFan July 28, 2013