Joe Diamond Fancy is the best man there is. He is a legitimate Kung Fu Master and specialized in Japanese woodworking. Joe Diamond Fancy basks in Monster Energy girls and motorcycles. He slings cock and wood.
by Hardwoods4justice September 29, 2022
Get the Joe Diamond Fancymug. n. very close to the ground
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
Usually defined as short and annoying who, having no friends, often tries to fit in but gets looked over (quite literally). He is well and truly clapped.
by TheOneAndOnly........ January 31, 2019
Get the Matthew Diamondmug. When you put a bump of coke on the tip of a balloon that’s filled with nitrous, and you inhale the bump and the nitrous simultaneously
It was all fun and games until Luke proposed that we end the night with a round of Diamond Joe’s. It was then that we realized that our new friend was indeed a Jedi Master.
by Quadboobasaurus August 9, 2022
Get the Diamond Joemug. An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
by Firebirdchick March 5, 2015
Get the Diamond-studded cactusmug. Condoms are expensive in the Englisg ghetto. Many youth are resorting to spent snack packaging as improvised contraceptive. Jolly ho.
Benjamin's contraceptive funds ran a bit skint, so he and Ema polished off a bag o crisps and wrapped his wee lilly dangler in the Queens Diamond Jubilee.
by Holy hog Truck June 3, 2022
Get the Diamond Jubileemug. by BlkDmdPurp November 23, 2021
Get the Black Diamond Purple Tar Tar the Mother Fucking Donmug. December of 2021 Cardi B became the first and only black female rapper to have 3 diamond certified singles with songs like “Bodak Yellow”, “Girls Like You”, and as of recent “I Like It”, which was named 2018’s song of the summer.
by Bardigang4l👠 December 13, 2021
Get the Diamond pussymug.