Rifleman 1: I heard Jack Cooper got a promotion. He's now a pilot.
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
Rifleman 2: I heard he has wet dreams about his Titan
by atp engineer March 13, 2025
Get the Jack Cooper mug.The official title given to an undiagnosed medical condition suffered only by myself, the organ grinder of the Alice Cooper tribute band Gallus Cooper. It gets it's name from the initial onset of the illness, which came the day after my first ever rehearsal with the band. The condition has never improved since then and has only gotten progressively worse. After over 9000 blood sugar tests, 599 neurological examinations, 6 quadrillion medical questions asked and half of an MRI scan, doctors have remained stumped by such a puzzling medical case for centuries. The World Health Organisation have officially declaired it to be the biggest medical history the world has ever seen. Doctors say that there is no cure for the mystery condition, but certain practitioners may suggest that garlic cloves and an exorcism could prove to be an effective treatment.
Bandmate: "How long have you been ill?" Me: "Since my first rehearsal with you guys." Bandmate: "Holy shit, it's the Curse of Gallus Cooper!"
by Sean Of The Ded November 24, 2021
Get the Curse of Gallus Cooper mug.a bike that was found at a school and got smashed at a skatepark and cooper cant tighten the front wheel so it just fell off and everything was loose on it when it was found and the chain fell off and there was rust all over it.
by Mr Beanswer March 24, 2024
Get the Cooper modras BMX mug.cooper is a amazing boy i have met at church he is shy but also funny he is incredibly sweet and any person would be lucky to have a cooper in their life cooper, is a gift to be around and just lights up a room coopers smile is worth everything he is genuine with everything he does we just recently started talking again and he swept me off my feet took a couple days until i realized i still had feelings for cooper and the more you get to know cooper the more genuine he is, he cares deeply and insanely trustworthy, cooper has a amazing sense of humor and will match energy’s and is also incredibly attractive he is very handsome, his eyes if u look into them you get lost, he genuinely is the type of guy girls dream about he’s tall curly brownish hair and pretty eyes he is a wonderful person he is the guy that has a charming appearance and charming personality and thats rare, any person would be lucky to have cooper in their life i could talk about cooper for hours he’s very enjoyable to talk to and will keep a conversation going, he is the first boy I’ve ever met thats unpredictable you will never know whats going threw coopers head until he says something he’s nonchalant. God put him into my life for a reason and I’m not giving up this chance he matches energies so well and has a wonderful personality cooper is overall a amazing person if you meet cooper treat him with respect!💞
by justasimplelovergirl November 20, 2023
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Get the cooper patton mug.cooper is a guy with no ass at all. coopers go for the worst footy teams and are terrible at many sports and activities like footy, basketball and more. coopers have an extremely bad taste in food.
by absolute goat August 31, 2021
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