cooper

cooper is a guy with no ass at all. coopers go for the worst footy teams and are terrible at many sports and activities like footy, basketball and more. coopers have an extremely bad taste in food.

oh do you know that cooper guy?
yeah he had such a bad taste in food

by absolute goat August 31, 2021

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cooper

coopers don’t have the best taste in food and don’t really go for any good sporting teams. coopers have no ass at all.

oh do you know that cooper dude?
yeah he has a tiny ass nowhere near as big as olivia’s

by absolute goat August 31, 2021

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To dig for the gold in your nostrils and gracefully speckle boogers on the spout of a public water fountain at school, and then completely engulf the spout with your mouth and drink the water and eat the boogers simultaneously.

Bobby: Hey did you see Janice Pull a Cooper earlier?
Jack: Yeah it was so gross!!!

by YourMomLovesABartender September 4, 2021

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Cooper

Very big penis, smells kinda bad, tall brown eyes and masturbates every other day.

Dang Cooper has been looking at me funny

by Poopoohajfjndjs June 5, 2021

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coopers belly button

coopers belly button is a very weird and squishy place stay away from it

tanner really likes coopers belly button

by sukmidic June 15, 2021

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Amazing Cooper

He looks so good in sweatshirts and gets the laidies and the hoes on friday nights. ALL the laidies have the hots for Cooper. They usally fight over who gets Cooper. Cooper is always looking to help someone. He has empathy for everyone.

Such a fucking Amazing Cooper... dam

by Mr.Doggie May 24, 2021

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