ape classic

When two apes meet in a fantasy football championship

Did you hear those two apes made the Ape Classic?

by TommyB January 8, 2024

Aryan classic

A social media post that celebrates Aryan heritage. Don't listen to the subhumans who say otherwise, they are jealous of us Aryans

"This is an Aryan classic fr"

by Saulman500 January 20, 2024

Carlos Classic

Unannounced disappearance during a night out (often to the kindergarten, where Carlos tends to lurk in the shadows while scouting for prospective roster signings).

'During a bois night out'

Erik: Let's go to another bar, no baddies here right now.
Johan: Yeah sure, but where did Carlos go?
Albin: He's gone off to scout for rocketshows at the kindergarten.

Erik: Why's he always gotta do the Carlos Classic on nights out?
Johan: Lil bro can't help himself.

by EI Chapo February 7, 2024

Zoe Classic

If a guy/girl is in a relationship with someone but cheats several times and dumps him/her after a month

Paul: Yooo did u see Leonie getting rizzed by Lukas even tho she is in a relationship.
Maxi: Yes i totally saw that she is doing the "Zoe Classic"...

Mario: Yoo did u saw Lorenz yesterday he rizzed up a girl do you think he is doing the "Zoe Classic" again?
Paul: Maybe.

by RizzingMan November 19, 2023

Aryan Classic

A man-loving man, or a trans woman in it self, or having any intimate feelings/relations with another man, or a trans woman

"I just saw John make out with some dude."
"Another aryan classic."

"Did you hear Robert just transitioned? She's an aryan classic now."
"What's her new name?"

by _kALAFIOR November 23, 2023

Kuzz Classic

When u fucking a bitch in missionary and swing her legs on your shoulders and procede laying the pipe.

Man I just had some great sex in Kuzz Classic!

by Amanda Hanlon November 28, 2023

Willy Classic

A Willy Classic (aka Monroe Classic) is when somebody puts their heart and soul into a project and say it's gonna be their "next big thing" and then after two weeks let it completely die and never bring it up or talk about it ever again.

"Willy, whatever happened to that -insert thing-?"
Either; "I don't know" or no response at all
"Willy Classic..."

by Burnswood November 29, 2023