Broccoli Bump

1 (n.)- a female who has a crazy vagina, that has pubic hair resembling a broccoli material. it does not have to have crazy STDs or any other kind of diseases.

2. - wolf pussy

3. (v.) - two crazy ass vaginas bumping against each other which and/or a hot pocket will occur.

Syn.- refer to "hot pocket"

Wow, they're really broccoli bumping hardcore!

Corbin Bleu's hair resembles a broccoli bump

Why is my girlfriend broccoli bumping with another girl?!?!

by RoGeMarMat March 30, 2009

snuggie bump

The act of two people chest bumping while wearing snuggies.

"Man that shit was funny!"
both people snuggie bump

(a.k.a chest bump while wearing their desired color of snuggie)

by MAlsh September 5, 2010

DVR Bump

When a barely passable television show is considered a success by having it follow an established program that is often recorded.

Doug: "That show Chicago Code is so god awful the only reason it's survived this long into the season is because it's getting the DVR bump from House."

Frank: "....who are you and why are you holding my family hostage?"

by Honden May 9, 2011

Mexican Bumper Sticker

As a man reaches climax whilst in the "doggie style" position, the man pulls out and ejaculates on his partners ass. He then proceeds to stick a tortilla to her ass using his man glue.

All the bitches love the Mexican Bumper Sticker.

by Buck Fiesta June 6, 2011

Kist bump

Kiss your knuckle before a fist bump

Fist bumps are too impersonal, handshakes are too formal, and high fives are hard to orchestrate. Kist bumps are the future.

"Bump me bro"
"What are you gay? Make it a kist bump!"

by Tricampus16 November 29, 2012

Wiggly Bumper

Noun, Verb. The act of intentionally, for erotic sexual or sexual entertainment purposes 'bump' or slap another person, usually female with varying degrees of intensity or ferocity, usually female, in the head or face from any direction or yaw at the discretion of the provider of the described 'wiggly bumper' with a so called 'semi-chub,' otherwise known as a semi erect penis.

James: God Damn Becky look at that bad bitch over there!

Becky: Ew she looks so dirty!

James: Yup, and she is just askin for the wiggliest of the Wiggly Bumpers of ever and id give it to her!

Becky: Whats a wiggly bumper?

James: Ask your boyfriend

Ben: Hey babe lets get a little frisky.

Becky: Can you show me what a wiggly bumper is?

Ben: oh you could get wiggly bumpered and I know you need it!!

Becky: SHOW ME THE WAY OF THE WIGGLY BUMPEEERRRR!

by ogmudbonethugs December 19, 2013

Blood Bumping

When two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough bumping fashion to combine their blood together to become "moon sisters". The sexual woman form of becoming blood brothers. Receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. Constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood bumping.

"Yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood bumping or some shit because they think they bff's. Lesbians.... its wack."

"Me and Susie are so synched we might as well be blood bumping."

"I've been blood bumping for so long we're perma mooners; Susie and I can tell each other anything."

"Can I get HIV from blood bumping?"
"Yes."

by Pooma Moomas January 11, 2014