boston bumps is a very slutty game where a group of people grab a piece of paper with a random number on it from a large bowl. that number is their number for the entire game. one person is blindfolded and a random number is called. The blindfolded person gets three touches to try to figure out who the selected person was. the game keeps continueing and its hilarious to see who guesses horribly off and who is touched where. this game is by far the funniest game ever.
Dude #1: hey bro how did YOU get with that hot blonde?
Dude #2: dude one game of boston bumps and i knew she was sexy so i hooked up with her after we felt eachother up in the game
Dude #1: thats soo unfair bro
Dude #2: well this sluts mine!
Dude #2: dude one game of boston bumps and i knew she was sexy so i hooked up with her after we felt eachother up in the game
Dude #1: thats soo unfair bro
Dude #2: well this sluts mine!
by sexy ellie July 17, 2011

by whrionte January 15, 2015

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.
"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"
by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015

by dasjuden25 May 4, 2010

by beachvolleyazn July 13, 2018

The annoying, large raised bumps on your skin(usually on the legs or arms, but if you're a streaker, it can be OTHER places as well), that are symptoms of an allergy to a nearby object. Allergy bumps itch like hell, and are impossible to resist scratching, only further irritating the affected area.
The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
The average allergy bump is notably larger than a zit, but about half the size of a dime.
Mom: Oh, sweetie, why are you scratching there?
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.
Kid(allergic to cats): It's just Allergy Bumps, I'm fine. I ran into a cat on my way home, so it's really itchy.
Mom: Put some lotion on, it helps keep you from scratching it.
by your mother is ugly September 19, 2011

1. Occurs during the act of sexual intercourse when the penis slips out of the vagina and subsequently bumps into another part of the body, causing discomfort and requiring immediate correction.
by Some dude47678 May 20, 2014
