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half baked marriage

When the husband or wifes leaves mid-1st pregnancy.
My ex-wife susy's such a half baked looser. I didnt even get to see my daughter's first steps in that half baked marriage.
by Dented cat January 12, 2023
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half-baked wookie

Someone that talks gibberish and mixes grunts and groans into their speech, just like Chewbacca.
Dan, ‘It’s got me fucked what Dad is trying to say.’

Josh, ‘Yeah, he’s speaking half-baked wookie again.’
by Josho July 9, 2023
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Baked Bean on the Tip

When you are having anal intercourse and you pull out and have fecal matter on the tip of your dick that looks like a baked bean.
I was doing my girl in the butt last night and when I pulled out I had a baked bean on the tip.
by Smiley36083 April 11, 2021
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auschwitz easy bake

The act of gas torching (crop dusting) a group of people. Usually, inside a hot vehicle, an enclosed room or a sauna. The Auschwitz easy bake is named after the infamous Nazi gas chambers and Jew ovens at Auschwitz.
Marcy wanted a cake so I whipped up an auschwitz easy bake. She puked for an hour straight.
by Mega Hemroids May 9, 2023
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bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”
by depressingbagel May 10, 2022
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Maugerville Shake and Bake

Named after a low lying municipality in Southern New Brunswick Canada, which floods yearly to high levels. The Maugerville Shake and Bake is when you are fucking your spouse doggie style, while driving your boat through flood waters, presumedly to evacuate your family and belongings.
Harry: Hey dale! Hows your house this year? I heard the waters are higher than 73
Dale: quite bad, had to evacuate the kids and the dog. Although a got to give Margret the Maugerville Shake and Bake on the way out!
by NottherealBobRoss June 5, 2018
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bake my cake

this girl thats cool w my opp js asked can she come over my and n whats my addy ! she out tryna bake my cake
by simplychristt May 28, 2022
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