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Classic Sam

The act of scoring in your own goal in game like Rocket League, NHL, FIFA, etc.
Oh my, another classic sam for us!

It’s been the third classic sam this game, they must be tired!
by Tommy Lee Devan November 2, 2019
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Sam Parsons

A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).
"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.
by Denby JT October 23, 2012
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Sam Sick

Having unconditional Love for Sammy but not having her around making Gunkies particularly Pips very very very missing You!!
Prince phillip had beaten all obstacles in his path, but something was missing, he was still SAM SICK.
by Prince Phillip Alexander November 21, 2011
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sam yo

a quick statement of saying the name "Samuel" at a fast pace or saying it twice as fast. It was discovered by a local musical artist now known as "Sam yO" from a simple slur of wrong pronunciation of his name from a friend.
Ken: *catching attention at last minute, saying his name really fast* Hey, Samuel !

Sam: Ken?

Ken: Samuel, you forgot this.

Sam: Why do you keep saying "sam yo"

Ken: No, I'm saying "samuel"

Sam: well slow down your words, it sounds like "sam yo" , and besides you know you can just call me sam

Ken: well whatever, I'm calling you sam yo then
by calsome June 29, 2011
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XGN Sam

XGN Sam is a GOAT fortnite player that will make it as one of the biggest youtubers

(TRUST THE PROCESS)
PERSON 1: Bro XGN Sam joined FaZe
PERSON 2: Yeah thats crazy call him FaZe Sam now
by XGN Sam August 11, 2022
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sam lane

a special little boy who is also a know sex offender in your area. does not get any bithces and doesn't ask out his gf on valentines day. sam cannot compute any social situations and he loves little kids.
"Look It's sam Lane, he is a sex offender - RUN1!!"
by CommunistEmu February 13, 2022
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Sam Hobbs

a half white half mexican sexy ass mf with a thick juicy ass that loves Hentai
damnnnn hes really horny he must be Sam Hobbs!
by the white beaner April 8, 2022
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