by Fffuiifddtyjbgj May 20, 2019
Get the Sam O’Brienmug. Born on June 26, 1603, Sam Mayer took part in the Mayflower Voyage of 1620. Sam fought many battles, killing approximately 21 pirates and 24 octopussi. 69 days after the ship made sail, a bad storm known across the globe as "Hurricane Tortilla" created a challenge for Sam and the GMS crew onboard. But, after the storm passed, they made it to land safely with no injuries or casualties. Sam and the GMS crew were disappointed that there were no race cars in sight. So, they went all the way back the United States when they soon competed for many wins and championships in NASCAR's top tier series. But, he most well known for giving his fan @sammayerfan a birthday video.
by gygiyo78688768 September 25, 2020
Get the Sam Mayermug. One lang haired boi who defected from the masterrace to become a PS4 peasent, but hopes to join us again soon.
by Grognak the Destroyer July 2, 2019
Get the Sam Fortnammug. by weed nose 123 October 23, 2019
Get the sam toddmug. a special little boy who is also a know sex offender in your area. does not get any bithces and doesn't ask out his gf on valentines day. sam cannot compute any social situations and he loves little kids.
by CommunistEmu February 13, 2022
Get the sam lanemug. To bust (as in ejaculation); going to bust; already bust *just add "d"*
Sam Bowie is quite possible the biggest draft bust in NBA history. He was drafted 2nd in the 1984 to the Portland Trailblazers. He was drafted BEFORE Michael Jordan and John Stockton.
Sam Bowie is quite possible the biggest draft bust in NBA history. He was drafted 2nd in the 1984 to the Portland Trailblazers. He was drafted BEFORE Michael Jordan and John Stockton.
"I'm about to Sam Bowie"
Past Tense:
"Uh, are you on Birth Control?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I just Sam Bowied"
Past Tense:
"Uh, are you on Birth Control?"
"No, why?"
"Cuz I just Sam Bowied"
by Ordainedbaddie September 23, 2017
Get the Sam Bowiemug. by MorganEvz February 21, 2015
Get the sam lewismug.