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The Phantom of the Nutsack

When a man stretches his nut sack latitudinally across his partners face, as to reveal only one eye, half their nose and half their mouth. (The purpose of which is to mimic the mask that the phantom of the opera uses to shield the hideous misshapen side of his face). Upon doing so, he is then required to sing aloud:🎼 “the phaaaaaantom of the nut sack is there...atop your face”🎼
by Val Wenzler March 30, 2021
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Phantom piss

a feeling like you are just adout to piss but cant. Typically after sex.
I busted a nut and like 2 minutes later I had a Phantom piss
by Banquet meals April 23, 2021
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Phantom Man

A mega simp for any females
phantom man simped for his new 16 year old neighbor
by phantom is a simp May 4, 2021
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The Phantom Rule

You are not aloud to have sex with a fourteen year old girl if you’re a fourty year old man
by Singleminded dimensions May 10, 2021
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Phantom Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgic for something you never experienced, watched or played.
"I miss the '80s"
"Bro, you were born in 1996"
"Phantom nostalgia, dude."
by MemberBerries1986 July 20, 2022
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Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy ice cream van music, but it is just imagined.
"Do you hear that? It's Mr Whippy and his music!"
"There's nothing there!"
"Oh darn it must have been a Phantom Whippy."
by anonymous June 9, 2022
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Phantom Whippy

When someone believes that they hear the Mr Whippy Music from his Icecream Van, but in fact, they are imagining it.
"Do you hear that? Thats Mr Whippy music!"
"I don't hear anything."
"Oh Darn it must have been a phantom whippy."
by Tomathan June 9, 2022
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