where do i start... jess is the most bombastic person you will ever meet. She has the looks of a goddess and will add spice to your life. Although she was made in China some years ago, she isnt cheaply made and is worth your money. You can find jessica at your regular nightclub, pub, or furry convention, so approach her fast because she will be a faithful spaniel to you and your army of furries. She is one of the most swag ppl you can find on planet earth, so surround yourself with jess and you will live happily ever after!
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
Get her now that she's on special, 90% off at your local adoption centre :)
justin: o my goshhh is that jessica? she's slay at tennis
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
jason: i know mannn
ben: well i'm the boss so she's mine!!
by bazuki August 8, 2023
Get the Jessicamug. A very pretty girl with a great personality you can never have a friend as fun as her. She is a very intelligent person who is lucky to have the greatest friends in the world.
by 000blah March 26, 2018
Get the Jessica Morenomug. Jessica Sadler is a tall, beautiful, blond, and blue eyed girl, with a unique eye shape. She is a goddess of all the angles. if any boy gets their hands on a Jessica Aadler, they better hold on tight and not let go. she is sweet, caring, loves animals, and would do anything to impress her man
“Jessica Sadler is so pretty, like how?”
“what’s that girls name over there? Jessica Sadler, dang she’s stunning”
“what’s that girls name over there? Jessica Sadler, dang she’s stunning”
by how?? January 17, 2019
Get the jessica sadlermug. 1/4 of “The Daddy Quartet” from the CW tv show “Nerdz”
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
-she is a sexy queen
-resident nerd
-is sometimes referred to as cilantro by her friends for unknown reasons
-has rly gorgeous friends
-is hated by most people
-Do not give her the chance to talk abt One Direction, Harry Potter, Psychology, the nature of existence or really anything else she has any knowledge of because she will annoy you to death.
Jessica McGovern is so weird she literally said “i don’t want anyone fingering me post-mortem” like- who says that??
by cilantro.is.yummy July 12, 2021
Get the jessica mcgovernmug. Jensens best friend
by BIDisaster April 14, 2020
Get the Jessicamug. What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.
The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
Wow you smell like Jessica ward
Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward
Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward
Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
Get the Jessica wardmug.