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jeff

one who literally screams DUDE every 5 seconds
*casually driving a car*
jeff: DUDE turn the ac down
by not donk June 18, 2022
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Jeff

by CriticalG September 25, 2018
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Pickle jeff

Normal summon aliester the invoker, link into almiraj, link into secure gardna, activate invocation.
Ex 1: My name pickle Jeff
Ex 2: And then he turned himself into pickle Jeff, funniest shit I've ever seen
by Ojama Onlime June 10, 2021
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Jeff Molina

Jeff Molina is an mixed martial arts athlete currently competing in the UFC flyweight division. He is the best looking flyweight and is rumored to have the largest penis in the division.
Jeff Molina’s striking skills are unparalleled in the flyweight devision.
by Oak Clif Killer November 23, 2021
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Jeff

A “Jeff” is a human being that lives rent free in your home. You are not related to this person and they are not really a close friend either.

They usually take over the dwelling and have liberal tendencies. They drive an economical vehicle and date a homely looking female. Their personality is usually a compilation of others around them that they emulate. Your tv bill will become higher with a Jeff.
We can’t bang too loud tonight, our Jeff is home doing laundry and boiling potatoes.
by JeffsAccount June 9, 2019
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Doing a Jeff

The act of smoking a bowl of sticky and a Marboro Black Non-menthol in unison.
"hey man, my lungs hurt from doing a jeff."
by frugalgoogler December 31, 2020
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Jeff bezos

When someone such as your friend acting like they got the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos
Friend 1: Shit too bad I already got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Why are u being so jeff bezos like your microwave has a plate
by Mista chief January 8, 2021
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