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Jessica

Jessica is a dumbass bitch
by oemgeebitch November 21, 2021
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Jessica

Has a cock that's 9 inches long. No balls. Parents called her transgender for only hanging out with boys. Has been called thick by gay short mohawk kid. Likes boys with abs and fluffy hair? Goes on call with "friend" for 5 years. Has a friend named Zoe who she hides from all the thirsty man friends. Dad buys her PS5 and Xbox to watch netflix and has 2 BMW bikes laying around.
"Why is jessica watching netflix with that gay short mohawk kid on her PS5?"
"Idk, ask her dad"
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jessica ward

What you call a local aging female who trades sexual favors for work on commercial fishing docks.

The nickname for the smell of fish bait in the summer heat
Wow you smell like Jessica ward

Oh that’s to bad she’s a Jessica ward type of girl
Im aging poorly like Jessica ward

Jeanie if you don’t watch your actions you will get a reputation as a harbor hog or Jessica ward
by Lookatdezmelons November 19, 2021
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yo! is that jessica! shes hot fr <33
by ur mother b November 19, 2021
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Jessica [Bautista]

The most gorgeous person on planet earth. She is drop-dead stunning and has a very beautiful everything (body, face, stature, hair, eyes, style, laugh. smile, personality, etc.). Gives wonderful hugs and is great at holding hands. Also absolutely amazes every guy she walks by. Is perfect and so-so-so-so much more. Deserves the whole universe at her disposal.
"I heard that Jessica Bautista is so fuckin gorgeous that just lookin at her will make u wanna drop dead!"
by Tigerboy34 November 20, 2021
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Jessica

Wherever they see a skonka walk by they say “Mira ay va jessica”
by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
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Jessica

Whatever they see a skonka they say “Mira ay va jessica “
by Steph.Roz October 10, 2021
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