Zaching is a term which describes when an individual, typically a man, lacks a normal fight or flight response and instead freezes when confronted with potentially stressful situations.
This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.
The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
This genetic mutation (Zach gene) was particularly dangerous during the times of early humans as it made the individual susceptible to predators. The extreme aversion to confrontation is what helped the Zachs survive an early death, before they could reproduce at age 45.
The Zach gene may also be triggered when approached by pretty ladies (or dudes).
Aggressive man in the club: Fuck you man, did you spike my girl's drink? I'll kick your ass
Zach: 🧍🧍🧍
A.Man: *begins his assault*
Zach: chill,chill, *n word*
Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
Zach: 🧍🧍🧍
A.Man: *begins his assault*
Zach: chill,chill, *n word*
Spectators: he's Zaching, won't even defend himself
by WesternMan613 June 17, 2022
Verb: when a dude takes a complete 180 on his political views to get attention from a woman. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with.
Friend 1: bro, did you see Kyle talking to Karen about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe any of that shit, he’s just zaching because he wants Karen to give him her bath water
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe any of that shit, he’s just zaching because he wants Karen to give him her bath water
by Not a Zacher December 19, 2019
When a dude changes his political views to get attention from women. Zaching can be permanent or temporary depending on who the Zacher is with
Friend 1: bro did you see Kyle talking about abortion rights
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe that shit, he’s just Zaching for karen
Friend 2: yeah, he definitely doesn’t believe that shit, he’s just Zaching for karen
by Not a Zacher December 19, 2019
Zach-ing’ or ‘The Zach’ is when mid-way through a sexual interaction you start playing a video game (Normally on the Nintendo Switch) whilst stating random fun facts in order to look dark and mysterious for your partner
by Zariouszalek June 22, 2024
To Zach. Zaching is another word for being a self centred sad narcissist. Often tries to derail conversations by making it about them, often through pretending to be mentally ill. Usually found in group chats
by TheKeybladeMaster July 22, 2019
Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.
also, semen.
also, semen.
Zach Skarsinski
by Klon mon December 13, 2016
by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 19, 2017