An amazing handsome man that takes care of the people and things he love. He may look mean and built like a bus but he’s gotta big heart and an even bigger cock. He loves to play sports and contribute to his country. He hopes to keep increasing in the Navy.
Person 1: who’s that guy
Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.
Person 2: I heard that’s Zach and if you get in the bed with him he’ll straighten your pipes.
by Uhhhh daddy December 03, 2020
He is the most amazing boyfriend/guy friend you could ever get he is so sweet and cuddly on the inside although all he shows on the outside is the dark emo slipknot obsessed child that we all love his glowing honey coloured eyes and shoulder length curly soft brown hair is all you need in life.
by homosexual that lives next doo March 19, 2019
Damn dude look at that girl you should ask for her number!
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.
I zach to much there's no way she would give it to me anyway.
by Ejoyz January 03, 2023
the ultimate sigma male that everyone is scared of, he is currently at the top of the hierarchy and i'm guessing it shall stay like that for a while. the has an obsession with luca xio ling low and loves him to bits.
by curved5858 January 01, 2023
by bro23451892304987 February 02, 2024
Has greasy hair, eats mac and cheese, hates everything that isn't the music of apes screaming.
also, semen.
also, semen.
Zach Skarsinski
by Klon mon December 13, 2016
by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 19, 2017