Christopher bass

His hands are salty and he has a fishy willy

Yo Christopher bass get yo stanky penis out my mouth

by Ethansbigpenis August 7, 2022

Bass Farming

Bass Farming (BASE FARMING) is a musical technique developed by Aaron Kent (aka DJ IOD) in 2010. The technique is a growing research project in finding musical bass reverb differentials (aka "IODS") that are generated as a by product of applying vibrations together in varying forms.

The music format is designed to find the new edges of tech music (mostly from a drum and bass, hardstyle approach)

Bass Farming is an example of this would be one sound being played plus another sound being played, and the listener experiencing a third new referenced sound.

by xirtamtech May 6, 2012

Playing the Bass clarinet

To lick your man’s penis, andeat your man’s ass while fingering his penis

She got me off playing the bass clarinet

by Bcmusic July 30, 2025

Fur Bass

The act of one who is skillfully playing with theirs or someone else's vagina or clitoral area in a fashion that allows themself or the recipient to feel pleasure and arousal. Ideally resulting in a gushy climax. Sploosh.

"Wow, that prime specimen of human can really play the absolute fuck out of my fur bass", "Holy fuck my fingers are sure a mess after jamming my fur bass for an hour. Might need to put them boney bitches on ice.", "I'd let them come jam on my fur bass anytime!"

by Jacey Bastardson November 21, 2023

Cunty Bass

An Insult used against another. Could be used towars an odourous vagina, or a bitchy fish if the situation calls for it.

Pronounced "Cun-Tee BAss"

Jeff: Should I Become A Doctor, Or A Teacher?

Megan: Doesn't really matter, You'll be a Cunty Bass Either way.

"They ran out of hotdogs at Ikea today"
"No Way. what did you do?"
"I Called the Woman A Cunty Bass and got some Schnitzle Instead"

by M Dizzzzzzzle November 10, 2008

Bass Rolled

When an acquaintance "friend" comments on everything you post to social media sites.

Hey dude. You just got bass rolled. Elijah posted on that pic you uploaded.

by MJ43V3R January 11, 2010

bass hill maccas

Where people go to get harrased buy zubs

let's go to bass hill maccas
"are you open.?"
"no"
"what the fuck. Zomg. you fuckin zub"

by YOurmumszubinyourdadsmouth November 13, 2007