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white zeppelin

A phenomenon resulting from anal sex where ejaculate builds up inside the rectum and is shortly followed by a sizable bowel movement. A proper white zeppelin occurs when deposited semen completely coats the outgoing feces, resulting in a smooth and hearty plop within the bowl.
Doctor: I'm glad you are no longer having problems passing those massive turds. Did you heed my advice and become a vegetarian?

Patient: No, I've found that a good WHITE ZEPPELIN works wonders after an all-u-can-eat-meat buffet.
by Sleepwalkazzz January 7, 2011
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Be less white

Some dumbass employee training in Coca-Cola telling to remove your white skin
Bro, be less white...
by less_white_guy February 26, 2021
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White Flu

When it's snows a ton and you call in sick from work to ski the powder snow. i.e. powder day!
I have white flu and will not be at work today.
by Camdad June 7, 2021
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white clutter

"I don't want people to think I'm white trash because I'm like a step above that.... I'm like white clutter."
- Justin McKinney, comedian
by z-dot July 19, 2011
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Code White

When someone using the restroom (specifically number twoing) runs out of toilet paper, and only notices after the poop.
Chad: *Just Pooed* O shit bro
Chad: BRIAN

Brian WHAT
Chad: CODE WHITE
Brian: Shit
by TEH WORD MON August 4, 2018
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Zahki White

Zahki White is a boy that is 14 years old and doesn't wash his body. He also picks his nose and wipes it on the walls in his room. He doesn't know how to take care of his stuff. Mixed/light skin, brown hair with blond ends, brown eyes.
Zahki White: don't ever date him he is discussing
by Grabans812138 June 13, 2019
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