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So twisted

When someone refers themselves to being so fucking twisted it means they're absolutely fucking flying. Which is also known as being severely under the influence of drugs. In other words you're very fucking high. Normally this happens after the exhale of a fat pipe of top quality crack cocaine.

Nothing comes close to the feeling of being in the complete state of pure euphoric bliss when exhaling a pipe of crack.

Which is also known as the term "Crackgasm".

This is as close as you're getting to an orgasm, without the pissing about and wasting your valuable time of any sexual activities.

Time is money, stop wasting it.
Smoke a pipe for complete and utter satisfaction!

Now let's play a game of "Pass the crack pipe!"

The aim of the game is to get as twisted as you can. Achieving that, you win the game.

Jay goes first.
Her: "Can I make a pipe please Jamie? Sure you don't mind?"

Him: "Yeah 'course man, you don't need to ask. Just help yourself. I love seeing you so twisted, G."
by WatzCrackaLackinMate August 13, 2019
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Twisted-mister

1. A derivation on the band twisted sister.
2. A co-worker who decides he’s no longer a male and demands bitch rights and can no longer do their (pronoun unknown) part.
3. Jeffrey Dhamer.
Did that really just happen? Did he say he’s a girl now?,,, That’s one twisted-mister…
Ahh shit shh you’ll get us fired you know all these homo promo nouns have the all the rights..

Wait till Trump
by Marshall tucker December 28, 2024
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Twisted straight

Refers to using irony and parody in sense of truth
A Twisted straight appears to lie at an angle to tell the honest truth.
by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010
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Twisted Wolf

A funny animatronic/were wolf who has great potential and is always caring and may be clumsy but that doesn’t stop him from being who he is.
Twisted Wolf has great potential that he can help as many animatronics he can that are his friends.
by XShadowWindX June 9, 2021
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twisted productivity

the situation of quitting the task you are working on (often without realizing it) and beginning another task (mostly due to the lack of concentration) with intense focus, devoting a lot of time to it, and somehow being great at it. (mostly experienced among people with ADHD)
Twisted productivity is very common among people with ADHD.
by vocabularynerd December 23, 2023
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Twisted Blister

“He’s such a Twisted Blister!”
by Racincheetah May 30, 2024
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twisty twist

When your friends on discord post gifs while your having a conversation.
Steve: yeh i finished the assignment did you?
Friend group: *spams gifs*
One of the friends: you just got the twisty twist
by Stevee--n October 7, 2022
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