Siq Beats

Sick beats - Beats (any form of music, though can refer to specific rhythmic beats) that show truly exceptional qualities; of the highest quality, etc. Can also be used as a general positive adjective.

Synonymous with the term 'Phat beats'.

"these beats are MAD siq, cuz"
"proper siq beats"
"bro your adidas trackies are SIQ BEATS"
"we pumpin out siq beats 24-7, baby"

by bezdelnik July 29, 2014

beat by the monkey

When someone in school gets such a low score on a multiple choice test that a monkey filling in random answers would have beaten them.

Deon: What the..? I got a 12% on my biology midterm!

Poindexter: Weren't there only 4 possible answers for each question? You should have gotten a 25% even if you guessed on every single one!

Deon: How can this be? How can I know LESS than nothing?

Poindexter: Haha, you got beat by the monkey.

by DeanAmine October 6, 2010

Beat Saber

Beat Saber is a game that only CHADS play.

I play Beat Saber.
I respect you.

by TTLB5 May 2, 2022

beat a fag

To smoke a cigarette.

Skylar: Yo Chad, let's go beat a fag ;)
Chad: aha fuck dude, i'm not wanking you off
Skylar: nah man,get the fuck outta here, I mean let's go smoke a cig :D
Chad: Ooooh, okay man, fucking radical!

by proteinmoose March 18, 2014

beat braking

Braking your car to the beat of music while stopped at a red light.

Beat braking is fun but can ruin your car's brake system

by megan718 February 9, 2009

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016

beat the feet

To leave or to walk out.

Man I have to beat the feet. I'm late for my appointment.

by teaserus June 2, 2016