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churches

Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.
Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...
mugGet the churchesmug.

Louise Church

She’s Is always single and is always eating she is over weight she’s really Annoying and unfit
Louise church is eating my food
by Myasquad123 November 20, 2019
mugGet the Louise Churchmug.

Church bells

The swinging action big tits make when a chick is getting it doggy.
Lisa’s church bells were ringing when I drilled her last night.
by Big Dom88 January 16, 2020
mugGet the Church bellsmug.

Church

“Hey Martha! Where are you going?”

To church.”

“Didn’t expect it from you.”
by AnimeLove4867682 April 27, 2021
mugGet the Churchmug.

God church

Jake paul uses this shit in is stupid song and it doesnt make sense and he uses it like this and i just dropped some new merch and its selling like a god church
by Dabmaster321 November 24, 2017
mugGet the God churchmug.

Church's Chicken

by SPrice1980 April 17, 2022
mugGet the Church's Chickenmug.

The church kids

Stereotypical Trump loving, started smoking at 13, love 2 hunt & fish, redneck type
The church kids started a fire in one of their back yards after communion last Sunday.
by Franz Ferdinand June 26, 2025
mugGet the The church kidsmug.

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