This person is smart, funny, beautiful, and hate waking up early in the morning.. they are a great friend, they appreciate the small things in life and always love to learn new things. Sometimes they can be annoying, but can be such a sweet and carismatic person if you get to know them.
by pidepimenta November 22, 2021

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by James Ed January 31, 2021

Maria:
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
She has one of the finest asses ever,I bet she gives the best bj’s
every guy wants to fuck maria,
but especially jerry.So does she
by Wang518 November 20, 2021

Maria Jensen is a beautiful girl, that has very big tits and a very big butt.
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
She also has a cousin named ''Pablo'' He has a moustache
by Maria Jensen December 2, 2019

Maria is super quiet, yet well balanced and incredibly mellow. She remains calm and does what’s best for herself. She is pretty and she knows. Doesn’t say much about herself. Very attentive and perceptive. Secretly very bitchy… but still very nice.
I love Maria
by yukarim November 22, 2021

Maria is person that is bad at biology, making jokes, and biology jokes. She also most likely has Zachary disease.
She is such a Maria
by Official Definitionzzzzzz April 4, 2025
