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jose maria fernandes

José Maria Fernandes is a Portuguese name. José Maria Fernandes is often a person with low arguing capabilities that will shove his point of view down your throat, he will not care about what you have to say. Is often described as a daydreamer that can't connect 2 thoughts.
Hey Look it's jose maria fernandes... such an Idiot!
by Jonh du March 28, 2017
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Maria Miami Merger

It’s Sunday? And Maria’s birthday? We are in the presence of a Maria Miami Merger.
by lauracarolynrhodes July 17, 2022
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maria das

The definition of an all rounder physics teacher. God tier explanations, S tier notes and a much better hairline. You will never find a better man than him to teach you physics. Dont be late to class though or youll get your ass whooped. He the goat. He is him. He is. Maria Das .
guy: Yo bro im failing physics
guy2: Nah just join maria das sirs tution
by Averagescienceenjoyer December 8, 2023
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call maria

the only reason why you would be searching this is….
a: you have seen those retched health videos about cpr

b: you are the class of 2022 at tws
*someone falls on the ground*
OMG CALL MARIA
by lmaoig April 13, 2022
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Maria

A beautiful girl that every guy wants. They come in different sizes but typically have a big butt. They’re good at sports. They are amazing friends and are in a small friend group.
Teacher: “Maria you can leave the class first. Ethan you can go next”

Ethan proceeds to look at Maria’s rear end down the staircase
by iwannafuckmaria July 26, 2021
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Maria

An innocent loving girl, she will always love you and finds a hard time holding a grudge but she wants the best for everyone, she is incredibly funny and loves making others smile. You will often find her eating in class and bringing your energy up. You are extremely lucky if you have a Maria in your life
person 1: * sad *

Maria : do you want some chips? this class is so boring
by eugene :)) November 18, 2020
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Maria

M a r i a is how you spell gorgeous Maria a lovely great beautiful human being
by James Ed January 31, 2021
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