Chipotle and Stand

Means to go to your local Chipotle restaurant and just wait in line, for excess amounts of time. At least 30 mins.

Friend 1: bro you hungry?!
Friend 2: hungry but not hungry enough to chipotle and stand. I got shit to do man!

by Cubanmafiadale February 10, 2016

couple nights stand

couple night stand or fake dating to do only sex is a condition primarlly found in HS where two friends may fake date for protection or sex although it might sound weird it is widely practiced in HS

im with her only for the pussy im in a couple nights stand comprade...

by pplhatemebcsiwritesexslangs November 01, 2023

Standing on third base

When a person inherits a great situation or place but did not lay down the groundwork themselves.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

by CuetoS December 04, 2021

Standing on third base

When a person inherits wealth or a situation in which they did not lay the groundwork for its success.

Standing on third base thinking they hit a triple.

by CuetoS December 04, 2021

Stand Job

The act of masturbating while standing up.

There was a period of time in my life where I could only jerk off while standing in front of a mirror. Thus I coined the term "stand job".

by K to tha G beotch June 28, 2021

stand n fall

when u get up too fast and pass out

friend: u ok?
me: yea just had a stand n fall

by lilsamsixty9 June 02, 2021

one-fortnite stand

A “one night stand” that extends in to 14 days. The completion of which generally terminates any further relations.

Yo, I took this stray home from the bar the other night and we completed a one-Fortnite stand. Icoukdnt get her to leave. Turns out she was homeless. And still is…

by All city September 19, 2022