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Ninja wood

The unexpected,unprovoked erection that occurs while in public. Usually characterized as coming out of no where, particularly in the morning (at work or in class)

Scholars maintain that it a
reverberation of morning wood...
similar to an after-shock associated
with earthquakes

Morning wood is to ninja wood as
Earthquake is to after-shock.
This morning, in my math class, I had a mean case of ninja wood that came out of nowhere. (It snuck up on me like a stealthy ninja)
by Chris A. P. February 9, 2007
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Ninja Kisses

A ninja kiss: (n) a kiss in which the two participants are kissing in a group of people, without anyone within the group noticing they are kissing.
Shelby: Did you notice?

Laura: Notice what?!

Shelby: How did you not notice!! Me and Jordon were exchanging ninja kisses all night!!

Laura: Oh wow, you two are good ninja kissers!!
by King Muffin February 22, 2009
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Nintendo Ninja

A squadron of highly trained individuals hired by Nintendo to take down romhacks, copyrighted and leaked content very quickly.
They're never seen, only heard of.

For a second, you were playing a romhack, you blinked your eyes and now it's gone.
Fatalities including, but not limited to:

AM2R,

Pokémon Uranium,
SMBX,

PM,

every single one of Souljaboy's "consoles",

etc.
Person 1: Aww dude, I was gonna download this awesome romhack, but now it's gone.
Person 2: Oh, it seems the Nintendo Ninjas have done their work swiftly.
by Echmann May 31, 2019
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Ninja Poop

The act of pooping while having a conversation with someone on the phone
"My poop quickly turned into a ninja poop when my boss called."
by drewh762 October 14, 2011
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ninja lesbian

A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
by Happy_Kat October 5, 2009
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Ninja Phobia

Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)

This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009
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Skateboard Ninja

The leader an ninja based skating group.
He's part of Public Square Group and helps skating through the shadows. He skates alone and specializes in flatground... At night he accepts oncoming challenges to take his title. But it isn't going to happen...
He has ninja front foot catch on all tricks and doesn't understand the meaning of sketchy...

Some attack such a person for there honor is on the line but it's suicide. A man of his stature doesn't fight, they kill. He is skilled in Skateboarding and Ninjutsu to the highest level possible.
Skater 1:hey man what's goin' on?
Skater 2:dude i hear the Skateboard Ninja is hittin' the park at night
S1:seriously!? we got to find out which park?!
S2:He kicked my ass last time... I want to the title. So i have to win this time.
S1:Dude u suck tho... u cant even heelflip..
S2:(silence)...... i can dream can't i...
S1: lolno u can't skatenub
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