duck loafing

A competition between two humans where you duck tape yourself butt hole to butt hole & the winner is the first to push a poop (loaf) into the competitor.

Bro, I just challenged Tad to a Duck Loafing competition & totally won! That Lima bean salad was key.

by Giblets. July 23, 2018

dick ducking

Dodging advances by men, usually sexual in nature

Damnit I wish men would quit hitting on me. I'm so tired of dick ducking.

by Texasjabberwocky May 13, 2016

Duck kiss

A kiss where one clamps down their lips around both of their partner's as though they are a duck closing their bill around the other lips. This could be viewed as a possible variation of the more common kisses where a person takes one of their partners lips in between theirs.

Expecting a kiss on the cheek, the girl was shocked to find her lips suddenly ensnared when the her date gave her a duck kiss instead.

by mathLady March 5, 2014

Ducking a Jeep

The act of placing rubber ducks on Jeeps is a form of a gay mating call.

Bob was caught ducking a Jeep of a man he likes.

by HustlinHoosier March 11, 2023

suck and duck

while giving a blow job having to duck out of the way of the cumshot

“Jill had to do the ol’ suck and duck to me last night”

by QuinoaSalad January 21, 2018

have a duck

To get mad

I better finish that homework, or else my parents will have a duck.

by Spuh-am Man, the guy awesome April 25, 2012

duck and swoop

An action where one avoids an agressive or unwelcomed advance by 1) ducking under the inital advance, then 2) swooping out of the situation. This escape technique was created and spread to help others get out of sticky situations while causing the least amount of awkwardness.

If a guy or girl is making unwelcomed advances towards you, as they reach out, duck under their arm(s) and swoop out of there as quickly as possible- to 'duck and swoop'.

by The new guy April 1, 2007