ding ding ming

A chinese man who likes to get dominated and pegged by women half his size

omg I think Axel is a ding ding ming

by 12inchpenis32 October 25, 2023

Ding

(n) The cousin of the comedic rimshot. To acknowledge the on-the-spot approach when a person gives a witty rebuttal, comment, insult, etc. in front of a group, in the precise moment which results in a desk bell "ding", just the word itself, or a ding emoji in texts. It is one of the last bastions of honest audience approval and the highest praise for an act of true comedic performance, pure circumstance, and timing, deemed funny to the comedy gods.

Jim (aged 30- telling his group 30-year-old friends about his dating life): ...So after our fourth date, me and Suzie saw a movie, I drove her home, and we made out for the first time.

Nick: Yeah, I remember when I was 14, too. Did you at least give her the popcorn trick?

Group: Oh! That's a ding! (bangs on the desk bell) DING!

by Studs Lonigan III January 4, 2025

ding xiang

a handsome man that is super smart and his sister wants to kill him every day

he is really a ding xiang

by kaolo bezem November 20, 2021

ding dang

when someone you know messes up and they try to act funny

josh:oh ding dang i dropped my drink
bob:use that phrase again and i'll have to lose a friend

by oofydoofy May 9, 2018

nigga ding dong

A nigga ding dong is a BBC, big black cock. The word is used whenever a white person either is afraid or doesn't want to seem like a racist towards the slaves.

That slave has a big nigga ding dong

by niggasarepeopletoo May 15, 2018

Dinged Ya

Dinged Ya: An event of bad luck, or simply when something happens that you dont like.

Similar Words: Danged,

All of which can be used randomly and basically in any sentence or phrase.

(Victim) Dude my parents just took away my phone...

Answer: Haha, dude they dinged ya.

Dude I just got danged! My girlfriend broke up with me and dinged me!

pwned

by Givemesomedangs August 14, 2010

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016