Bandit

A Dad who shamelessly enjoys the kids TV show Bluey and finds the character Bandit a highly relatable role model and often seeks to emulate him.

“He’s such a great Dad”
“Yeah, he’s a Bandit.”

by Half brick July 6, 2023

Toilet Bandit

Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.

The Toilet Bandit struck again, the valves are gone!

by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021

912 bandit

Brynley Meeks.

Someone who’s tried to sleep with the entire 912.

Oh, you’ve heard of her. She’s the 912 bandit

by jimmyjohns November 30, 2022

Bandit tricking

for the pussies of siege

Im a faggot so I was bandit tricking in siege today

by RiottSky May 25, 2023

Ass Bandit

A guy that raids another man's ass and steals it (Humps it). See Butt Pirate

Steve went all Ass Bandit like that scene from Indiana Jones

by TheHairyDicktator April 21, 2015

Bandit

Ooooooooohhhhhhh yeah
Ilittlebabismbaismisisimbaditaimoliondedabt

Uh, I say, uh
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh
When I'm on that molly, I feel savage, uh, uh
She the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her, I'm the definition of a bandit, uh, ayy
I don't need no molly to be savage, uh, ayy
But when I'm on the molly, I feel savage
Ayy, my girl the definition of a bad bitch
Stole her heart, I'm the definition of a bandit

I'm a definition of a bandit.

by KKSlurr August 22, 2022

Bandit

Someone who has autism and is of color that doesn't have a lot of education

I feel bad for Bandit he is very smart

by KrisDayzYT February 14, 2025