strawberry strudel

A strawberry strudel is when you cum in a girls face then punch her in the nose.

Yo bro i strawberry strudeled that bitch

by Shinezbrite April 20, 2017

Strawberrian

Spoiled brat, useless piece of shit. Treated like a delicate strawberry by brainless adults.

That kid is hopeless; he must be a Strawberrian.

by brat2688 July 15, 2017

Strawberry Cobbler

Sex move in which the man inserts his phallus into a woman that is in the midst of her menstrual cycle, thus covering it in blood, removing it, and proceeding to smack or "cobble" the woman with it.

"I met this girl at the club last night. I was trying to fuck, but the kinky bitch was on her period, so I gave her the old reliable Strawberry Cobbler."

by Wes Wolfe January 25, 2018

strawberry twinky

When you get a cream pie while on your period

Damn it's shark week, my girls in a bad mood. Better give her a strawberry twinky to make her feel better

by Dick dongler June 14, 2018

Strawbrain Argument

Using one brainscan to prove an A Priori Assumption for the purpose of advancing a political, religious or self-promotional agenda.

Doctor, your use of one brainscan to prove that rain makes people happy is a Strawbrain Argument designed to sell more umbrellas .

by Dr Neurohacker August 18, 2019

Strawberry Swine

A noun substitute for the name of a morbidly obese red headed person. Jacob Thomason.

Strawberry Swine needs to move his fat ass to a farm in Montana so he can live his best life.

by El blanco D September 5, 2019

Strawberry blowjob

Extremely hard sex that leaves u red asf like a strawberry, including sex, anal and a hard blowie that could leave a hickey

Just did a strawberry blowjob with my girlfriend, she’s in a wheelchair now and I can’t use my dick for at least a week aha

by Veryfreakyweirdo November 14, 2019