Skin Squirrel

1. A lesser man. One who is lanky and/or uncoordinated. One who is lazy or generally disliked. 2. A term of "endearment" among friends.

Look at that dude, what a skin squirrel. Whatever, you skin squirrel.

by Gustavo65 May 30, 2008

Squirrel Cage

The anus, particularly of a man who is the passive partner in anal sex.

"Wow, I can't believe he managed to fit all ten inches of that thing in my squirrel cage!"

by adg3825 April 27, 2021

Hunting the squirrel

Female Masturbation.

Last night I walked in on my girl watching porn and hunting the squirrel. I wasn't upset, I jumped right in!

by Chrypt November 07, 2017

Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.

Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel

by Porky da Pigg January 18, 2007

Squirrel Day

The day that marks the end of Summer and the beginning of Fall. A squirrel is taken from its tree and placed in front of an acorn. If the squirrel takes the acorn it means that it is officially fall.

Did you hear that the squirrel took the acorn on Squirrel Day? That means it's OFFICIALLY fall!

by d_leigh August 27, 2010

fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.

Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel

by DistractedMatt September 30, 2015

squirrel gripping

The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.

"Bob couldn't hold a hammer today after a long night of squirrel gripping."

by Homer Szechual December 21, 2011