Shuffle

An incredibly shit style of dancing that makes you look like a complete twat

Shannon: I've been practising my shuffle
Erin: You're a downie, get a fucking life you stupid cocksmoker

by EJCR January 5, 2009

Baker Street Shuffle

Pulling your schwantz out of a girls pussy and putting it in her ass. Named after the only stop on the London Underground where you can cross over from the pink line to the brown line.

We got really drunk last weekend and I give her the ol' Baker Street Shuffle. She'd never do it when she was sober

by Raule Duke July 5, 2007

shuffleing the deck

In theory it is possible that whilst 'shuffling' a deck of cards, that the cards could be set into certain favourable positions; this expression is based upon such a premise.

Said when there is a suspicion that an outcome has been obtained in a prearranged fashion, usually by a specific person, directly involved.

Bob was an expert at shuffleing the deck; he got the two hot chicks on his team, again!

comment: Hey bro, the NZ Labour party managed to get elected again in 2008 for a 4th term with their infamous tax rebate.
response: shuffleing the deck man

by mongrelbeast January 11, 2008

shuffle

to go on a beer or liquor run

Go on a shuffle for me.

by j April 4, 2004

5 Knuckle Shuffle

The person above me is a perverted dumbfuck sickos; Don't listen to him/her.

5 Knuckle Shuffle is one of WWE Smackdown! Superstar John Cena's signature moves. He does his "You Can't See Me" then runs to the ropes, bounces against them, brushes his soldier then jumps down and punches you right in the face.

Tazz: Ohhh there goes Cena with his "you can't see me!", Cole!

Cole: 5 KNUCKLE SHUFFLE! And the pin...!

by Cena pwnz August 2, 2004

5 knuckle shuffle

When a man places his cock in a woman and he begins to wank until he busts a nut

He 5 knuckle shuffled in her

by The cerified G January 13, 2017

Shuffle Shame

When one's ipod is a shuffle, and when all of your friends are not as jewish as you and can afford better ipods.

Man, i have a case of hardcore shuffle shame.

by crack head jones July 7, 2009