squirrel life

When one is living "squirrel life" they are trying to get their nut. It is used to reference having sex or any sexual activity.

"what are you doing tonight bro?" "oh im just trying to live squirrel life tonight"

by andrefrommp July 03, 2012

Flag

Get the squirrel life mug.

squirrel gripping

The act of holding tightly ones nuts, usually for a long duration. Primarily associated with occurring during masturbation.

"Bob couldn't hold a hammer today after a long night of squirrel gripping."

by Homer Szechual December 21, 2011

Flag

Get the squirrel gripping mug.

Squirrel Day

The day that marks the end of Summer and the beginning of Fall. A squirrel is taken from its tree and placed in front of an acorn. If the squirrel takes the acorn it means that it is officially fall.

Did you hear that the squirrel took the acorn on Squirrel Day? That means it's OFFICIALLY fall!

by d_leigh August 27, 2010

Flag

Get the Squirrel Day mug.

fart squirrel

A black rodent with a white stripe down its body. It Releases a pheromone that smells like burning cannabis when threatened.

Oh no, we ran over a fart squirrel

by DistractedMatt September 30, 2015

Flag

Get the fart squirrel mug.

Bloody Squirrel

A drink (usually with alot of alcohol) that is REQUIRED to have a little of EVERYTHING in a particular refrigerator/freezer that is liquid and consumable without fear of killing the consumer.

Wow! Nate blew rainbow chunks after he drank the Bloody Squirrel

by Porky da Pigg January 18, 2007

Flag

Get the Bloody Squirrel mug.