Richard Krzyzanowski

Synonyms: Richie, Richturd, Mr. K
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Richard has reportedly been single for five years. His exact age is 25-45 years old. He will be furious if you play christmas music before thanksgiving. Smells different when asleep.

im Richard Krzyzanowski and my phone got ran over by a car. at the end of the day... i like swim teams, teaching math, And running 10 miles before thanksgiving and bragging about it. If you give me a cake with nuts in it, you suffer.. thank u, next. 🤠

by TotallyNotRichardKrzyzanowski January 23, 2019

Richard Garfield

Magic: The Gathering creator

Richard Garfield is a genius!

by Lfberthiaume January 25, 2019

sir richard

The most annoying person in the whole fucking world.

OMG. Sir Richard just stepped on my foot he is soooooo annoying

by imboredsoiuseurbandictionary February 14, 2019

kicked in the Richard

to be kicked in the Richard is a reference to being kicked in the dick.

Micheal cheats on Mary, Mary give mike a nutcracker then shouts "you've been kicked in the Richard"

by 9ine 6ix September 20, 2018

What the biff Richard

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

Richard

Richard , if you ever come across a Richard , beware, bitty eyes, lousey lover,kisses ok, small penus, and cant give you any altimate orgasms..a Richard can be kind and somewhat feminine..

Oh here comes Richard , run hide

by suumbeeech May 17, 2018

Richard Harris

Richard Harris is the living example of hair receding and the creation of a "5 head" or an extended bald brow I.e slap head

Richard Harris has an immense forehead

by Hillmania June 24, 2019