N-word police

Is a branch of the united states military. It's usually an oppressed black person or a Hispanic person (With a valid n-word pass of course.) that makes sure no white or Arab person says the n-word.

White person #1: What's that sound?
White person #2: Oh shit it's the N-word police!

N-word police by TheOneAndOnly080 March 18, 2019

is that a police 

Me: I'M CALLING THE WEED!
Mysterious Phone Voice: 4-20, wachuu smokin'?

Is that a police?

is that a police by CBOY527 December 10, 2019

The Joke Police 

A recently formed government sector of law and order tasked with monitoring social media for any words considered offensive that current day.

Initially the division was formed with pure intent with the goal to shade people who are shit at comedy so they do not continue pursuing a career in it, but recently there has been an unsanctioned shift in the direction of preventing all comedy because humour is the enemy of progress and cannot be tolerated under any circumstance.

Recent studies have shown that people find the division a waste of tax payers money and want them to be disbanded.

So far there have been no arrests and average sentences result in pointless cancel attempts on twitter which don't work, suggesting that people consider them a joke, which unfortunately means they will have to cancel themselves as no jokes are allowed by their own standards

"Did you hear the joke police tried to cancel Ricky Gervais?"
"lol good luck, they'll be gona long before he is"

The Joke Police by Longbeer Feet November 19, 2020

sound of the police 12 

the best most epic roblox player ever.

sound of the police 12 search that on roblox

sound of the police 12 by Questionforgodwhy March 25, 2021

green bay police officer

A frightened and weak willed pedophile coward who allows himself to be blackmailed by the Bonanno crime family into performing mob activities including kidnapping women and children. These cowards usually enjoy sex with small boys and frequently have sex with each other in the ass.

Look at that pedophile. That's definitely a green bay police officer.

green bay police officer by TerryDavis123 May 14, 2021

andy summers the police 

The absolute greatest singer-songwriter of all time. He is known for writing (and singing on) The Police's absolute best songs - Be My Girl Sally, Friends, Someone To Talk To, and the absolute greatest song of all time: Mother.

QOTD: Who is the greatest songwriter of all time?
Dakota: andy summers the police

andy summers the police by South Dakota Gilmour January 14, 2022

Chief of Police 

Not only here to better himself but his community. He is the change. Sounds like a motivational butter bar.

Wow Chief of Police in Oz is a real motivator. He needs to chill.

Chief of Police by BuggarSuggar10 March 30, 2022