Perfect Shitter

An individual who eats foods he knows from experience digest easily and facilitate taking a perfect shit every day minutes after getting up in the morning.
Knowing how beneficial for her health it is to take a perfect shit each day, following her brother's advice for the first time in her life, Yvonne stopped eating bowel movement inhibiting foods—such as bread, rice, or pasta which is not whole wheat, dairy products and cow or chicken carcasses—and is becoming a perfect shitter.
by but for October 20, 2017
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The perfect couple

The perfect couple is a couple that loves eachother and has fun together and is nice to one another
by Lake420 November 23, 2020
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The Perfect Bite

A bite of food which includes every component of the meal.
The only real way to evaluate a meal, is by evaluating The Perfect Bite.
by osvodk May 28, 2022
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The Perfect Fart

When two farts that would otherwise be odorless combine and achieve the aroma of a dumpster filled with shit, wrapped in placenta.
Neither Donald nor Ben noticed the smell of their own or each other's toots; but, sitting betwixt them, their fart fronts collided and Walker experienced the perfect fart.
by NoodleyAppendage June 29, 2011
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Perfect Victim

Perfect victim- noun. A person who will get used and blame themselves or empathize with their abuser. Generally while in a relationship or love.
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Something I hope none of you experience first hand.
"Its obvious she's abusive to him, the worst part is whenever I talk to him, he always says its his fault ... wow... he really is a perfect victim"
by LSI. September 11, 2019
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perfect-control

This is having the talent to be full control of a course of action that you take.
Jamie was in 'perfect-control' of her balance when she was standing on one leg as a ballerina dancer.
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Amanda Perfect

A bad person that people just let walk all over them for some reason. Someone that is convinced that they are more important than everyone else around them. This person is manipulative and narcissistic. To other people an Amanda Perfect like a God. Jesus. Know it all. Teacher's Pet. An Amanda Perfect will say things about you behind your back. You'll find out. Yet, you'll remain friends. You just let Amanda Perfect say and do as she pleases. An Amanda Perfect likes recognition from authority.
If Amanda perfect were here, she would be sitting on her ass while her boss did all the work.
by Empethany Vale July 20, 2021
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