Dirty Moon

Sitting down and taking a dump only to realize your out of toilet paper. So you have to get up and grab some with your pants down.

"I sat down and shit before I realized there was no toilet paper, so I had to get up with a Dirty Moon and use paper from the towel dispenser."

by coletolli August 30, 2012

Moon Pie

When a man cums in your ass

Man, I got so excited when she asked for a moon pie on our first date

by Peaches26 December 3, 2021

high the moon

going to take a piss outside

honey I'm going outside & see how high high the moon is tonight.

by itichie_nocanpo July 2, 2006

moon clouds

Clouds that are among the clouds that are currently covering the moon or are in the near vicinity of such clouds that threaten to cover the moon.

Did you see the moon tonight?

Actually no, because the moon clouds were in the way. :(

by mytpyingsucks November 16, 2013

Fryin' Moons

Another term for being really high on psychedelic drugs such as mushrooms or LSD. Same as saying "trippin' balls".

"Dude, Quincy is totally fryin' moons off that acid."

by RattlesnakeCobra May 27, 2009

moon ranger

1. someone who's mind is out in the stars.
2. always staring into space

are you listening to me, moon ranger?

by matthew brown June 1, 2005

cell-mooning

1. When you take a picture of your butt on your cellphone and send it to your friends.

2. When you take a picture of your butt on your cellphone, leave it as your background, then leave your phone somewhere where you know people will pick it up and look at it.

Jon's been cell-mooning around the office; three people saw his hairy ass!

by Bida April 2, 2008