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You got owned
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Hide My Own Eggs

Hide my own eggs

A saying one would use to describe themselves as mentally incompetent in the moment, or for a duration of time.
"I GOT SO TANKED LAST NIGHT, THAT I COULD HIDE MY OWN EGGS FOR EASTER "
by JJ Milla September 23, 2022
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Owns a gravel bike

Used to be a good mountain bike rider but has lost his or her bottle and bought a Gravel Bike. Initially just to "add some miles" but it has increasingly become a refuge from having to actually try at life. Could be literal or metaphorical.
David was once a force to be reckoned with, but now he "owns a gravel bike".
by Bicycle guru June 22, 2022
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I own a Wii U

Ancient African slang for "I'm a dissapointment".
by MindLockAERO September 15, 2022
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