Titty Stain

A stain on clothing or cloth caused by titties either by nipple leakage, or sweat appearing in a boob like shape.

She had to change shirts after breast feeding due to a titty stain

by Lovehandle October 14, 2010

Wank Stain Of A Bastard

When calling someone either a wank stain or the offspring of a bastard child isn't formal enough.

Bob: "Fuck you Steve!"
Steve: "How about you intercourse yourself you wank stain of a bastard."
Bob:

by Cephalon Alcatraz June 15, 2020

Jizzle Stain

An arrogant, conceited, immature, male youth who is synonymous with the unsightly and offensive sight of a semen stain.

Don't call that jizzle stain back, he was on top of every girl at the bar.

by Femme noveau October 20, 2010

Main shit stain

Your closest jit

He my main shit stain

by 2titties December 26, 2021

brown stained buttcheeks

when you shit yourself your buttcheeks get spreaded with nice shit

"Joe has brown stained buttcheeks!! said Jackie"

by timmy the fat nigger February 11, 2022

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

dodgy stains

Stains believed to be self generated, possibly/probably of body fluid origin.

As in:-
He had some "dodgy stains" on his tighty whities

by Tom Busman January 10, 2014