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fairy cheese

Fairy cheese is my 1am creation when I have cheese, butter and sprinkles. Cheese+butter+sprinkles= fairy cheese. (if you decide to eat this you may have some side effects of nausea and regret)
Person: What's this?
Other person: It's fairy cheese!
Person: ?
Other person: Cheese butter sprinkles
by CHEESYFAIRYBREAD<3 December 19, 2022
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camel cheese

When vaginal smegma is forced against tight panties or pants like cheese to a cheese cloth, camel cheese is what is left. Often resembles cheese curds or cottage cheese.
Damn, You can smell Pam’s camel cheese today.

Roast beef and camel cheese, she almost had a full sandwich down there.

I wanted to reciprocate for the blow job, but I couldn’t get past the smell of her camel cheese.
by Roy Moore December 15, 2017
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midnight cheese

A ritual performed only by real alpha males where you go and eat some cheese straight from the pack around or past midnight.
My man Dole was pretty hungry at 3 am so he went and got some of that midnight cheese
by Robzorz_ August 14, 2019
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Baller cheese

An expression for a sum of money which is considered large enough to give someone a baller status.

Someone who is earning baller cheese or has baller cheese can usually be seen throwing fifty pound noted out of the window of their Aston Martin.
Gentleman Falconer: "Good day, Homedog. One has heard through the vine of grapes that one has come into baller cheese."

Homedog: "Yeah buddy, livin' the dream!"

OG Page: "Damn contractors. Do they even lift?"

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "Guys, may I have some cheese?"

Spanners: "Nah fam, you aint baller enough."

Ky-el, Son of Du Rand: "But I drive a 335i...?"

Gentleman Falconer: "Yes Ky-el, but one must draw attention to the fact that your automobile is of the convertible variety, which is neither baller, nor cheese."

OG Page: "OHH SNAP, SON! HAIRDRESSER IN THE BUILDING!"
by Crewza October 10, 2015
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Vrumunda Cheese

n: the sticky medley of skin cells, sweat, dried urine/semen, fecal matter, and pubic hair that accumulates either in the upper portion of the taint, directly beneath the scrotum, or at base of the penis, where it lays across the top of the scrotum
Man 1: Dude, your hand stinks!

Man 2: Sorry. I was scratching my nuts, and got some vrumunda cheese under my fingernail.
by phrobowroe January 10, 2012
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flaming cheese

Having sex too hard that her pussy ignites into a sizzling mess. After she spews you yell "OPA!"
Went so hard that i gave that bitch flaming cheese. So satisfying when I yelled OPA
by Cmamba December 19, 2013
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Lava Cheese

The super-heated cheese stuffing of any number of baked or fried foods when freshly done. Typically applied when the food is not allowed to cool for long enough.
I bit into my pizza bite right out of the microwave and the lava cheese burned the hell out of my tongue.
by Astexix December 9, 2010
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