Butt oyster

This can happen after long night of beer drinking ,when you try to crack off a fart and get a warm jelly surprise in your asscrack,the texture of an oyster

Guy one: (makes strange facial expression)
Guy two:what's up dude?
Guy one:dammit man I gotta go,I just squeezed out a butt oyster
Guy two:hahahaha...hey this muthafucker just shit himself!

by Hvacmac7 November 18, 2011

Butt feathers

When your butt hairs stick together because of some feces stuck up in their so it forms a feather

I need to take a long hot shower to tear apart these butt feathers

by Notsnhojnamtuo December 11, 2012

Scraggy Butt

Term for the hairs that are missed when shaving the pubic and anal area and are exposed when they bend over esp. in short shorts.

When Fat Janet wears her Daisy Dukes, she has serious Scraggy Butt. Yikes!

by ClutchmasterK February 14, 2021

Cyclops butt

When someone doesn't have a definitive buttcrack but has a very definitive asshole.

I pulled down her pants and was looking her cyclops butt in the eye.

by TheUnderhill January 04, 2017

Corgi butts

The most beautiful thing ever

Corgi butts are beautiful and plump like the well known moto moto

by Pandanugget2.0 March 16, 2019

Butt tuft

A tuft of hair situated in the anal area. More common in females, as males will typically exhibit an assfro. See definition: assfro.

Upon removal of the panties, he saw that she had a butt tuft, and would refrain from rear-entry at this time.

by Huntypoo September 16, 2008

butt stamp

buht stamp

noun

1 the act of sitting on something while completely naked, not wiping one's anus fully and leaving brown or green print

on said object.

Mark, I'm so sorry I left a butt stamp on your couch.

by Adriana Chechik's biggest fan January 18, 2022