by drewh762 October 14, 2011
The remaining jizm or spunk that eminates, some time later, from ones japs eye after a wank. Even after a good shake and pipe clean.
After a morning wank before work, you clean up and head to work only to find when you go for a piss you have found a whole load of Ninja Jizz.
by tehsnrub August 29, 2009
A ninja kiss: (n) a kiss in which the two participants are kissing in a group of people, without anyone within the group noticing they are kissing.
Shelby: Did you notice?
Laura: Notice what?!
Shelby: How did you not notice!! Me and Jordon were exchanging ninja kisses all night!!
Laura: Oh wow, you two are good ninja kissers!!
Laura: Notice what?!
Shelby: How did you not notice!! Me and Jordon were exchanging ninja kisses all night!!
Laura: Oh wow, you two are good ninja kissers!!
by King Muffin February 23, 2009
A squadron of highly trained individuals hired by Nintendo to take down romhacks, copyrighted and leaked content very quickly.
They're never seen, only heard of.
For a second, you were playing a romhack, you blinked your eyes and now it's gone.
Fatalities including, but not limited to:
AM2R,
Pokémon Uranium,
SMBX,
PM,
every single one of Souljaboy's "consoles",
etc.
They're never seen, only heard of.
For a second, you were playing a romhack, you blinked your eyes and now it's gone.
Fatalities including, but not limited to:
AM2R,
Pokémon Uranium,
SMBX,
PM,
every single one of Souljaboy's "consoles",
etc.
Person 1: Aww dude, I was gonna download this awesome romhack, but now it's gone.
Person 2: Oh, it seems the Nintendo Ninjas have done their work swiftly.
Person 2: Oh, it seems the Nintendo Ninjas have done their work swiftly.
by Echmann June 01, 2019
One who skillfully and stealthily changes others' Facebook statuses when they accidentally leave their computer on while they are sleeping, temporarily away getting coffee, etc.
Cheryl: Hey look at Matt's last status update...reads off computer screen: "I think Justin Bieber is really cute! <3 <3 <3" This doesn't make sense. Matt's not gay!
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
Victoria: That must be the work of a Facebook ninja.
by FuctButSects October 16, 2010
A ninja lesbian is a woman who looks completely straight until WA-BAM, she's checking out your boobs and listening to Melissa Etheridge. Another way of saying someone is "stealth".
Person 1: Wow! I didn't know you even liked girls!
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
Person 2: Well, that's because I'm a ninja lesbian.
by Happy_Kat October 05, 2009
Pronunciation: (nin-juh) (foh-bee-uh)
This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
This is the unyielding fear (or dread) of getting back on the toilet after getting hit with a Surface to Air Missile. This sometimes causes serious medical problems, or pooping of the pants, if it is not conquered in time. Sometimes the Psychological damage can be permanent. This is highly common on the Western Hemisphere.
Jacob-"Dude, I really have to take a nuke hiroshima."
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
Joe-"Just go, the bathroom is right there."
Jacob-"I'm afraid; last time I got hit with a Surface to Air Missile"
Joe-"Oh no! You have Ninja Phobia!"
by JimmyJacobJoe October 27, 2009