by abigale72628 April 17, 2020
On May 13th, you let your girlfriend, boyfriend, dog, cat, goldfish etc. how much you care about them, and how happy you are to be with them
Girl: Do you know when National Couples Day is?
Boy: Its on May 13th
Girl: thank you so much
Boy: No problem
Boy: Its on May 13th
Girl: thank you so much
Boy: No problem
by Lightskin.baby2145 May 13, 2019
Every year on September 28th we recognize all of the real stomp down 304s (hoes) for all of the hard work they do and the joy they bring to the world. On this day all prostitute prices and fees are doubled to show them gratitude so if you know a hoe thank them.
Tom: Hey Larry did you thank your sugar baby this morning?
Larry: Yup gave her $4k instead of the usual $2k for National 304 Day, cant wait for her to come throw it back on daddy tonight though.
Larry: Yup gave her $4k instead of the usual $2k for National 304 Day, cant wait for her to come throw it back on daddy tonight though.
by King Guru 3E September 28, 2018
A day where couples have atleast one act of sexual interaction with eachother (kissing and hugging doesn't count but can add these with the interaction)
by Zack Morden July 06, 2018
by Fat Albert6969 November 07, 2019
National Slave Day is the day when you all the slaves that you own gets to meet their family and gets to try clean water.
This day occurs on the 6th of June
This day occurs on the 6th of June
by Aki2Splashy May 31, 2019
It should be a thing. Not a day where you are allowed to rape innocent people, but a day where VICTIMS raise awareness about rape.
And if you think rape is fine, go die in fucking hell please. AND TEACH YOUR SONS THAT S/A IS NOT RIGHT..WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ''NO'' ITS NO.
And if you think rape is fine, go die in fucking hell please. AND TEACH YOUR SONS THAT S/A IS NOT RIGHT..WHEN SOMEONE SAYS ''NO'' ITS NO.
Boy one: YAY ITS NATIONAL RAPE DAY! Lets go rape some innocent girls to traumatize them. *walks up to a girl trying to grab them*
Girl one:*sprays pepper spray in his eyes and cuts off his penis and balls and shoves them down his throat*
Girl one:*sprays pepper spray in his eyes and cuts off his penis and balls and shoves them down his throat*
by I am anonymous bro January 14, 2022