Naked Pi

When the number π could no longer hide her insecurities before her fellow mathematical constants, because the pressure to appear cool in popular culture is taking a toll on her psychological well-being—when fame and popularity come with such a high price that she could lose everything if she failed to reorder her priorities.

Naked Pi’s psychologist advised her to stop being a people pleaser or rescuer unless she doesn’t mind her fans and foes controlling her life.

by Numerati August 20, 2025

naked 8

When discussing females amognst your boys, a female might be classified as a naked 8. She is not consodered and 8 unless she is comoletely naked.

“No bro that chick is a 7.” Bob says he agrees with that statement, “bit she is a naked 8”

by AbsolutelyYes December 30, 2018

naked woman covering with objects

when a naked woman is in public or private she grabs a object to cover her private parts

naked woman covering with objects: i need to cover with something

she grabs a thing

naked woman: phew!

it falls off

naked woman: oh no....

by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 13, 2024

Playing Naked

In the popular card game "Guillotine," playing naked (also known as playing/going nude) refers to a common house rule whereby the cards "Scarlet Pimpernel" and "Robespierre" are removed from the game. These two cards together are colloquially referred to as "The Skarlet Robes" and/or "The Pimp's Robes" (hence "playing naked" following their removal from play).

Because the specified action for both cards is to end the game prematurely, the overall intention of this house rule is to extend gameplay. While some players consider the inclusion of these cards one of the many strategic dynamics to consider, others can find the abrupt end to the action less enjoyable.

"Wow, playing that card is the only way you can beat me, lets do this next game playing naked."

by Beezneezy November 26, 2021

Naked back

when ur boyfriend does understands a joke

“you hang out with grant and you don’t know what a Naked back is?”

by aidan’s girlfriend December 23, 2021

naked words

Straight up no hiding nothing words of honesty.

Natalie asked if she was doing a good job. Everyone laughed as she was worthless. She began to cry in humiliation as naked words were not needed to inform her she was not welcome.

by von groovy July 17, 2024

Dick naked

Wearing no clothes completely nude

I'm in the shower, dick naked of course

by Epictailz February 19, 2017