bro beater

Function: noun
Pronunciation: ˈbrō ˈbē-tər

Inflected form(s): plural - bro beaters

1. A tank worn by Fratstars or Bros that displays how much the bro goes to the gym. 2. Either has some sort of arrangement of greek characters, a bro approved brand name written across the chest or oblique/side, and/or a further indication of daily gym sessions - such as but not limited to J & T (Jacked & Tan)

Bro 1:"Hey, broski. Tight bro beater. Did you hit the gym today?"

Bro 2:"I hit the gym everyday in my bro beater and you still ask me this question, brosef. But yea brohemian today was Back & Bis."

by nicktomyskin June 4, 2010

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Congrats Bro

Congratulating a bro, for doing a hoe, or accomplishing something. Commely used between Cub players. Can also be used when someone says a long story for nothing, or when you don't know what to say.

Bro 1: Dude, I had this unreal time with a chick last night, she was so unreal in bed.
Bro 2: Congrats bro.

by congratsbro July 1, 2011

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Bro scrap

An almost friendly fight with a friend for excitement, or enjoyment. Possibly to show off to others.

Hey bro, wanna have a bro scrap?
Yeah, sure after school Friday.

by RandomKid September 1, 2013

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Bro Fest

Where a bunch of bros head out to a hot spot location, murder four lokos and slay everything that walks. The main goal is to get your numbers up, and if anybody tries to remain sober on a fest they are murdered and buried in a shallow grave.

The White Panda is playing in NYC, we should totally Bro Fest there and murder everything in sight.

The dudes at EpicBroFest.com really know how to throw a fest

by Epic Bro Fest December 7, 2010

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