A collective term for all the days in a year spent hungover, lazing in bed, stoned or generally doing nothing.
"I've done nothing lately, my month of Bristol is going to be huge."
Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.
Person 1 "Hey man, what did you do Tuesday?"
Person 2. "Nothing, just added another day to the month of Bristol.
by Mattc85 January 17, 2014
Jamal: Hey, did you hear that Santa's month started?
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
Gun: Shut the fuck up
Jamal: Santas month :)))))
by Dan the nan June 3, 2022
Approx a 4-day length span of time where you meet a chick on Tinder and (more or less) fall madly in love with her. To sound less crazy, you start using a dog-years conversion (1yr = 7 dog yr) to make yourself feel ok about knowing this girl less than a week.
Bro, she’s the one. I’ve only known her about a dog month, but we’ve got a crazy connection.
Dog month? How long is that? A week?
Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..
Dog month? How long is that? A week?
Approximately 4 days and 3 hours..
by MC Chuck Chorus July 3, 2019
by Wanderer3600 December 8, 2020
The 30th of every month (if there is a 30th day) is hit, slap, throw, kick (you name it) short people day. On this day you are legally allowed and bound to abuse a person who is shorter than you.
by Idontlikeallpeople October 30, 2020
the month of june. worshipping mrs.kenny for a month. w the songs “fight song” by rachel platen and kenny’s car by meek diamonds in the sky
by kenkensdog January 24, 2022