Bottom Loader

A person whose pants seem "loaded" when their butt droops with age.

My best friend is turning 36 this year. She's a bottom loader.

by Renobbers September 17, 2017

runny load

When she swallows your load and you black pepper her nose so she sneezes your load out her nose.

So you gave her a runny load!

by Jtipinwind November 11, 2017

butt load

like a load but in your ass

I just gave my girl a butt load.

by Autismo the Stupid Human Idiot May 8, 2018

Van Loader

People who will do anything to work for the famous.

Dude...that guy is a total Van Loader ...he'll do anything to hang out with The Stones

by Kittycares March 3, 2018

Shit Load

In all actuality, the term "shit load" originated at the Bowman Grey School of Medicine around 1963. An obscure janitor (M.S. Curtis) out of curiosity began to ask random students at the facility to defecate in empty paint cans left in the restroom stalls for an anonymous and random study on the average mean weight of an adult male bowel movement. The project lasted from March 27 1963 until late September 1964 when an unknown party reported it to the Dean of Students and Curtis was summarily terminated. Mr. Curtis determined that the average weight of an adult defecation at that time was 1.3619 pounds (.6177 kg). The term eventually came to mean a substantial or excessive amount.

That boy is a shit load of trouble.

by Baretree September 10, 2018

Bong Loard

A longboard.

Used commonly in the youtube poop tradition used as "vocal mixing", with other words such as SUS. Many teenagers will text like this when they intend to be funny, or to relieve tension. Youtube poopers will mix words such as this to add an unexpected moment of comedy to an otherwise unfunny clip.

"A bong loard is just like a bate skord, except it has really whig beels."

by Wam Cest June 6, 2019

Dutch Load

The act of Windmilling/Helicoptering ones penis while simultaneously ejaculating.

Mark: Hey Dan, don't Windmill your dick too hard or it might turn into a Dutch Load.
Dan: Don't worry man, I'm about to nail this Meatcopter!

by Kaibalover232 October 17, 2019