Jeff

He’s d1ck is so big 🥵🤤

By Samuel

-Samuel: I love ur d1ck ZADDY
-Jeff: shut rip and suck it

by Samuel R Bernal November 21, 2021

Jeff Bezos

When someone such as your friend acts like they have the holy tier answers to life like they are jeff bezos but they don’t.

Friend 1: Shit it’s good I got this life shit figured tf out asf
Friend 2: Nigga why u being so jeff bezos like we don’t all know your microwave has no plate

by Mista chief January 8, 2021

Jeff

lügen, ausreden,

1: ich schwöre des war so

2: jaja jeff mal nicht so

1: des hat mir Colin erzählt

2: der Jeffed nur

1: das war alles gejeffed

by Knooperboii June 10, 2020

Jeff

Bestest singer you ever heard very very very handsome. Steals yo mans and womanzz.

Gosh Jeff is a good singer. I wish I could be like Jeff how handsome

by Ebc1934 October 21, 2018

jeff king

An awesome friend, a mans man, hardworking, and astonishingly loyal. Jeff King is the kind of man you would hope your single mother ends up with. The kind of guy that has life by the balls. But would drop everything for a friend or romantic interest.

He's a real Jeff KIng.

by hahaah44 December 18, 2019

jeff

the higher ranking of bubs. created by taylor and adriana

“your mom gay”
“jeff you know me so well”

“see that cute track guy over there”
“he wants your jeffing myspace user”
“ahhhhh im gonna freak the jeff out”

“how does my nipple look today?”
“jeff”

by cteh sea jeffery May 24, 2018

Jeff

an actual nonce, he usually hangs outside the primary school waiting for unsuspecting 6 years olds to be snatched from their parents. His favourite game Is probably league of legends

Roadman: oi blud who’s that dickhead?
civilised human being: idk, he looks like a nonce
Other human: must be a Jeff!

by NoStep February 9, 2022